What Does Your Slogan Tee Say About You?

We’ve all heard the phrase “if the shoe fits…” - but in 2025, it’s the slogan tee doing all the talking. But beyond the obvious sass or charm, your choice of tee might be revealing more than you think. So, what does your go-to slogan say about you?

Let’s break it down 👇

 

1. C’EST LA FUCKING VIE

You’ve mastered the art of chaos with class. You’re the kind of person who keeps calm, carries on, and probably has three backup plans. Unbothered on the outside, deeply strategic on the inside and always the one your friends turn to when it all goes sideways.

 

2. MOM, I AM A RICH MAN

You didn’t wait for a seat at the table - you built your own and it's made of marble 💅. This tee says “I’ve got this” with zero apology. Equal parts ambition and attitude, you're all about self-made energy with a side of sarcasm.

 

3. DOING IT FOR THE PLOT

You’re here for a good time and a story to tell. This tee is your unofficial life motto: bold choices, spontaneous plans, and absolutely no fear of a little drama (as long as it's entertaining). You're not chaotic - you're cinematic ✨

 

4. IDK IDC IDGAF

The energy is: minimal effort, maximum clarity. You’ve hit peak “I said what I said” mode. Whether it’s a passive-aggressive email or someone asking what you’re doing this weekend, the answer is probably: “Not this.”

 

5. FUCK NORMAL I WANT MAGIC

You’re done settling. For jobs, for people, for plans that don’t light you up. You’re manifesting more, dreaming louder, and refusing to play it safe - because basic has never been your vibe.

 

6. CAESAR SALAD, FRIES, DIET COKE

A cult order? Yes. A personality trait? Absolutely. This tee says “I know what I like” - and what you like is 90s references, good taste, and being the most effortlessly iconic person in the group chat.

 

7. I DON’T CHASE I ATTRACT

You’re in your soft power era. Calm, confident, and done with over explaining. Things fall into place for you - not because you’re lucky, but because your standards are too high for anything else. You’re magnetic, and you know it.

 

So whether you’re manifesting, rebelling, or just telling the world where you stand, one thing’s clear: your wardrobe has something to say.

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